Hi, this is Collin! This is my short parody of current events at T.R.P. and M.M.C. Enjoy!
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PRELUDE The Valentines Day Dance and the cataclysmic President’s Week have left T.R.P. a smoldering crater....
Students roam the hallways, fighting over what little school supplies remain....
The progress reports lurk the mailbox, seeking their next targets....
This is the new school, in the third semester of the district calendar....
Students roam the hallways, fighting over what little school supplies remain....
The progress reports lurk the mailbox, seeking their next targets....
This is the new school, in the third semester of the district calendar....
THIS IS THE AFTERMATH! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SPY REPORT 218 by Agent 007.1
The rogue group known as M.M.C. has been working on a covert operation codenamed “Project Kickstarter”. This project involves intercepting the emergency wi-fi signals for their own nefarious deeds. They intend to use the Internet to raise money for a evil T-shirt laundering scheme! They will try to trick the survivors into supporting them! We must not delay in stopping +hem! This 5ill call fo34 a Code M2genta. I will re9358rt aga1n soon. 2434 out31956519145900
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SPY REPORT 218 by Agent 007.1
The rogue group known as M.M.C. has been working on a covert operation codenamed “Project Kickstarter”. This project involves intercepting the emergency wi-fi signals for their own nefarious deeds. They intend to use the Internet to raise money for a evil T-shirt laundering scheme! They will try to trick the survivors into supporting them! We must not delay in stopping +hem! This 5ill call fo34 a Code M2genta. I will re9358rt aga1n soon. 2434 out31956519145900
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