The Spy's Report

Hi, this is Collin! This is my short parody of current events at T.R.P. and M.M.C. Enjoy!

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PRELUDE  The Valentines Day Dance and the cataclysmic President’s Week have left T.R.P. a smoldering crater....
 Students roam the hallways, fighting over what little school supplies remain....
 The progress reports lurk the mailbox, seeking their next targets....
 This is the new school, in the third semester of the district calendar....

THIS IS THE AFTERMATH!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SPY REPORT 218 by Agent 007.1
 The rogue group known as M.M.C. has been working on a covert operation codenamed “Project Kickstarter”. This project involves intercepting the emergency wi-fi signals for their own nefarious deeds. They intend to use the Internet to raise money for a evil T-shirt laundering scheme! They will try to trick the survivors into supporting them! We must not delay in stopping +hem! This 5ill call fo34 a Code M2genta. I will re9358rt aga1n soon. 2434 out31956519145900
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 Lunch Time Activities at TRP: win a trip to Six Flags!

LTA stands for Lunch Time Activities. They are activities you can play in order to win spirit points. The spirit points are important because if you have 1,000 spirit points, you can  earn a free trip to six flags!!! Do you want to go to Six Flags? Come and get it! LTA’s are a great idea to those who want to participate and play for it.

LTA’s are during the 4th and 5th period lunches. LTA’s are fun! You can play up to 2 or 3 times and you can earn spirit points just by playing. The names of activities: the first one is Musical Chairs, the second one is Limbo, and the third one is Oreo Eat Off. Those who play and participate can also earn spirit points for other spirit trips. You can earn 1,000 spirit points to go to the Spirit Trip such as Six Flags! Six Flags is an amusement park that has fun rides, roller coasters, and much more! And if you participate in a year you get 1,000 spirit points.

If you’re a student, go to the LTA’s!!! Play to win! We all love six flags, right? Because the school is awesome, we would want it!!! So join and go to the LTA and win SIX FLAGS!!! Enjoy playing Lunch Time Activities and Good Luck!

-j, m, j

Love is in the air!(So is the flu.) This month we are hosting our annual Valentine dance! Tickets are three chocolate bars worth (thats $3 for you unmathematical people.) Don't wait! The dance is on the 15th and tickets will be on sale until the day before it. On sale near the outside restroom. 

"Daly City Pride" T-Shirt Design Contest

 

Something big is coming, and it is not the flu! It is voting for the first TRP t-shirt design contest! We want you to vote on t-shirt designs based around the theme “Daly City Pride”. The winning design will be used for our first MMC fundraiser and the winning designer will be given $50! 9 runner-ups will receive a free t-shirt with the chosen design. Although the submitting period is over, voting forms will come soon, possibly next month! We will keep updated on this, so stay tuned!