Stop the Selfie Madness
Photo by Kris V
Column by Adrianne B
#Selfie. It's everywhere. It's on
Instagram, twitter, all those social media websites. Everyone does it, but
nobody knows where it came from. It could have come from a crazy dude in a
Santa hat lip-synching to Katy Perry, we don't know! And you, reading this,
don't tell me you never took a selfie before! We all know you have. Tell me you
have NEVER walked somewhere, saw your reflection, and checked yourself out than
took a selfie? That’s what I thought. I bet you just scrolled through all your
photos which consisted of… hmmm… I don’t know a million selfies? Now I’m not
saying selfies are terrible, it’s just you can’t take them every three minutes! You could be in New Zealand for all I know. So,
let’s get to the point here. Do. Not. Take. Too. Many. Selfies.
Did you notice how I paused after
each word there? Pretty cool huh? Yeah? No? Okay. So instead of selfies, do
something else like: go roller-skating in the Grand Canyon,
ride a Llama into the sunset, bathe in a tub full of oranges. Wait, don’t do
the last one, it’s illegal. Anyways I hope I either made you laugh or realize
how many selfies you take. Goodbye child. Wait that sounds creepy, I’ll just go
for now. Bye!!
